Guest Bitch: Lawless McBride

On the ranch I grew up on, we had chickens…dozens of hens and a few roosters specifically. If one of those hens ever got hurt and wound up with an open sore on her, we had to grab her and put her in her own little pen until it healed…not because we were worried she could make the other chickens sick, but because if we didn’t, she would most likely wind up dead. That’s because if the other hens saw that open wound on her, they would start pecking at it…and pecking…and pecking…and pecking, opening up that wound until eventually she was dead. This is a harsh scene of nature that gets played out in chicken pens around the world on a regular basis.

Yesterday, I saw a scene that was not only eerily similar, it was obviously stolen right from Mother Nature ™….that’s right, another SL ripoff!! Ironically, this scene was being acted out in the middle of cries for originality and artistic integrity. How hypocritical that the very ones ready to besmirch someone for being unoriginal would steal this barnyard scene and act as if it were their own, and at the end of the day, not a single one of the “pseudo hens” gave credit where credit was obviously due - both shameful and almost embarrassing in their blatant theft and attempts to mask it. As an avid outdoorsman and one who lives in the middle of the nature’s rugged playground, beautiful British Columbia, I feel like I am the best person to act as a spokesman for Mother Nature ™ and demand recompense. If you were one of the human “hens” involved in yesterday’s “pecking”, first of all, you need to cease and desist…what you took part in was an act that originated with Mother Nature ™ and is nothing but another form of intellectual theft!! As for the fomenters of this infringement, I and Mother Nature ™ will require a formal apology along with your promise to completely avoid any further “hen pecking” behavior or behavior that is closely related. Be advised that failure to do so could result in legal problems down the road….be advised that we here at Mother Nature ™ frown on theft of any kind, and will not write off future incidents as innocent mistakes.

On a completely personal level, your friends and families must be so proud of you!! Please note if you do not agree with this rant, you are most likely stupid in RL and are probably ugly too…have a great day!!

(written by Lawless McBride and posted here by me!)