A little less rant and a lot more ….love?

Okay, let me paint a little picture for you. I’m out shopping some random sim, trying to decipher the japanese language when in my ear, the sweetest angel of a male voice said:

Him: Honey, what are you doing?
Me: Shopping, what are you doing?
Him: Can you come here a second, baby?
Me: Aw, sure honey, tp me.
Him: I just wanna show you something, sweetest flower of my soul.
Me: Aw, I lub joo, I’m coming darlin.

At this point in the story I tp into this unknown sim, I’m surrounded by gray and nothing, but in my ear I hear the sweetest angel of a male voice and he ….

…..

….

giggled? That was the first red flag. The giggle of doom. I immediately start camming around thinking that maybe he dropped me into a nudist beach or a horse-banging fetish barn. But I couldn’t see anything! He was awful quiet …and then I see this thing rez around my avatar:

Me: What the hell is this big gray vibrating circle around my legs??? What – tha – fu——-

Me: HONEY!!!!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, my darling, beautiful, gentle and sweet Lawless McBride …dumped his beloved, sweetest, most-favoritest love of loves into a tank full of piranha! Not only did he dump me in this brutal fest, but he stood there snapping pictures and giggling while they devoured me whole!

Men. Puh.

Luckily, the fish decided a little payback was in order:

Muahahaha!

And that’s what you call true love. <3